Friday, January 4, 2013

Toilet Paper Postcards


Have you ever visited a public restroom and been treated to listening to a cell phone conversation from the stall next to yours? Or while waiting on the inevitable line that snakes into the Women’s restroom watched patrons emerging from the stalls with phone in hand, texting away.
At the risk of sounding terribly old-fashioned and proper, I admit this disturbs me. Frankly, I don’t want to carry on a conversation with you, verbally or textually, while you’re sitting on a toilet.
And until recently I thought the practice of calling or texting from a restroom was a new phenomenon, part of a modern day craze to stay in touch constantly. Then I found a relic from 80 years ago that proved that theory wrong.




In a little envelope dating from the 1933 Chicago World’s Fair, I found a letter pre-printed on toilet paper. This apparently was sold as a novelty item to be sent to friends and family.  The letter begins:
GREETINGS FROM THE FAIR. Just sittin’ here restin’ the dogs after trampin’ up and down the shore of Lake Michigan all day takin’ in this Century of Progress Af”FAIR.” So, while this COMFORT STATIONery is handy thought I’d drop you a few sheets which will make sure of my gettin’ full value for the nickel it cost me to get in this writing booth.





The “letter” goes on for 17 sheets describing attractions at the Fair and includes cartoon sketches. It ends with the writer saying that his foot is going to sleep and he’s getting hungry so he’s going to sign off to get some food and see the exotic dancer “Little Egypt” perform.
I don’t know how many of these gag items were sold and actually sent; the one I obtained was never mailed. But it debunked my belief that the idea of communicating from the toilet only came about with the arrival of the cell phone. And next time I’m in a public restroom and hear a conversation in the next booth, I will wonder for just a second if the speaker is a descendant of the writer of this gag toilet paper postcard.








Stretch says for once he agrees with my old-fashioned ideas. In fact, he approves of the 1950s code that wouldn’t allow a toilet to be seen in television shows, so he won’t allow his entire bathroom to appear in the blog either. And he wants his fans to know you’ll never get a letter written on his toilet paper either.

 

4 comments:

#1Nana said...

I agree! God forbid I actually hear the toilet flush while I'm talking to someone!

Cathy Scibelli said...

Thanks Jann! It's good to know I'm not alone in this pet peeve. And you made me laugh with your comment about the toilet flushing--I so agree, it's not what I ever want to hear during a phone conversation.

Paul M. Van Dort said...

uh oh, I'm guilty of that. But you'll never hear the toilet flush ... I know where the mute button is on the phone.

However, I must agree, the bathroom is not the best place to carry on a conversation. And while the bathroom sometimes is referred to as the "Library," I've never heard it called a phone booth.

Besides, if you happen to be a "scatter-brain" you never know when you may get the TP and the phone mixed up, and that could be a real problem.

Cathy Scibelli said...

Now I'm glad I don't have Skype when you call Paul! LOL